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I Watched Half Of "Extraction" Netflix Trailer And Saw The Entire Movie — NETFLIX FIX YOUR FUCKING TRAILERS

WARNING: IF THE FIRST 20 SECONDS LOOK GOOD, STOP WATCHING.

I think I've blogged this blog before. Something very similar to this blog. I'm not searching for it. I don't give a fuck. Whatever it was about it wasn't about a trailer as bad as this. I mean Netflix are you FUCKING kidding me?  Turn the FUCKING news on: we're in a pandemic. Look around. Notice you're in the same place you've been for 3 fucking weeks? It's because you can't go outside or do anything or be around other people. Look at your streaming numbers. See how the fucking meter is broken and the engine is overheating and steam is bursting out of the pipes? Everybody is home, watching shit. Everyone. Not most people. Everyone. So yes I know. You have everyone by the balls. You can do whatever the fuck you'd like. So I'm asking nicely. This is me being polite. Please do not make TWO MINUTE AND 52 SECOND MOVIE TRAILERS. I watched exactly 1 minute and 22 seconds of this one. Where he pushes the kids head down in the car to shoot his gun. That's when I finally realized what I was doing.  In that 1 minute and 22 seconds I saw the story development, THREE plot twists, the entire arc of a couple characters, every fucking rising action and I guarantee I know what the climax is going to be. Like it is UNBELIEVABLE how much movie you put into that trailer.

My source says Netflix cuts their own trailers. They have it in their contracts. 100% say over trailers. Combine that with — actually, I've been meaning to bring this up. Not enough people talk about this I don't think. The summaries/descriptions for movies on Netflix? Are we just not going to talk about how fucking bad those are? Like they were written by a 4th grader for a book report?  Come on Netflix. I get that I'm grumpy, I'm sorry, there's a fucking deadly virus outside the door and I just had "Extraction" ruined for me by the people who made it. Just fix this shit.