No Biggie: Lebron Just Assaulted David Blatt

You know what’s crazy? I was already writing a Lebron hate blog when this happened. The plan was to write about this quote.

This is what I had written.

Just when you think Lebron can’t say anything dumber he does. I mean this is the dumbest fucking quote ever. Him trying to make it seem like tonight is the biggest game of his life. Bro you missed 8 games. EIGHT FUCKING GAMES! He’s making it sound like this is game 7 of the NBA Finals. Talking about how much he missed his guys and how grateful he is to be back with the team. Yeah if you missed them so much you should have travelled with them instead of partying in Miami and going to the National Title game. I know this shouldn’t make me that mad. I know it’s not that big of a deal. But this is precisely the shit that drives me wild about him. He always has to make everything he does into this grand fucking production. And then if it goes bad he downplays it or blames other people. Just shut up and go play.

Then he goes and throws David Blatt headfirst into the bench.  What do you do here if you’re David Blatt? You have to quit right? You can’t come back out after halftime. If you have even a shred of dignity you need to resign. It’s not just that Lebron doesn’t respect you. It’s not that he uses you as a scapegoat for whenever the Cavs lose and takes all the credit when they win. It’s that he’s now emasculating you in front of the world. Pushing you. Ignoring you. Humiliating you. How can your wife respect you? How can your kids respect you? They can’t. Lebron is robbing David Blatt of basic human decency. Lebron should just appoint himself as player coach. He’d probably do it too but he needs somebody to blame if that doesn’t work. After all the one thing we know about Bron Bron is nothing is ever his fault.