Bieber Officially Has Real Estate In Big Cat's Head
I gasped at the non-photoshopped Justin Bieber underwear photo. pic.twitter.com/ZSmIh6rk5q
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) January 9, 2015
Who walks into an underwear photoshoot playing it straight? Morons that’s who.
(Source) As you can see from the before-and-after images, Calvin Klein has given Bieber a full photoshop makeover: Complete with a buffer body, more sharply defined contours, and a bigger … package. Amusingly, for a badboy often accused of having an over-inflated ego, Calvin Klein also appears to have reduced the size of Bieber’s head. Business Insider has contacted Calvin Klein to find out whether these photos are genuine. This article will be updated once it has been received.
Gawker says a source told BreatheHeavy.com that Bieber was a nightmare on set, adding: “he was basically a douche. He hit on [fellow model] Lara [Stone] several times and she had to stop him, basically calling him out on being just a child.” We can’t get on the BreatheHeavy.com site right now as it appears to have crashed under the weight of visitors looking to get a glimpse of what the real Bieber looks like in his briefs.
Need an answer from Dave on this quote. His Bieber spin zone is truly fascinating. Every time you have Bieber cornered Dave flips it into some nonsensical argument that that has no basic logic or rationale but somehow sounds halfway decent. It’s a gift.
“he was basically a douche. He hit on [fellow model] Lara [Stone] several times and she had to stop him, basically calling him out on being just a child.”
Hey Big Cat how much money did Bieber pay you for the real estate he bought in your brain? I mean holy shit. Let it go bro. Listen this Bieber photoshop nonsense is the biggest non story in the history of stories. Of course he photoshopped his dick! It’s a Calvin Klein underwear shoot! Anybody who says they wouldn’t photoshop their junk is a liar. Those unedited photos probably aren’t even the real pictures anyway. I mean what the fuck is Breatheheavy.com anyway? I’m really supposed to believe some rinky dink website just happened to get the Bieber photos? Bullshit. Those photos would have cost tens of thousands of dollars. No way that website beats out TMZ. This is just everybody hating on the Biebers pure and simple. I mean that quote from Lara Stone from un-named sources? That’s a lie. Somebody like Big Cat was probably on set looking at their fat gut being so jealous of the Biebs that he made this story up and “leadked” it to his buddy Carl who runs a website nobody heard of. Lara Stone is not Biebers type. There is no way he hit on her because if he did he’d be balls deep in 3 seconds. Same exact shit as what would have happened if I hit on Gracie Tracey. Instead of believing un-named sources how about checking Lara Stone’s twitter where she’s flirting with Bieber like a school girl.
Back at it with @justinbieber! First look at our @calvinklein Jeans + Underwear campaign. #mycalvins #mertandmarcus pic.twitter.com/IgQYuB6z61
— Lara Stone (@LaraStone) January 6, 2015
Haters gonna Hate…Bieber Gonna Slate.
You want a real Bieber quote from a reputable magazine? Ok here is one from the latest issue of US Weekly. Poor Selena praying 3 times a week and hoping that by the Grace of God she gets over Bieber. Photoshopped dick or not that’s laying pipe.
