Taylor Swift Won't Stop Texting Leo Nonstop Trying To Date Him

Gossip Cop - The National Enquirer claims that Taylor Swift has picked Leo as her “next conquest,” going so far as to have her manager arrange an interview with him so she can “put him to the test.” The boyfriend test. According to the Enquirer, Taylor has been texting Leo, or someone she believes to be Leo, “non-stop.” Neither party has confirmed this rumor.

Hey Feitleberg tell your girl to stop harassing my guy. There is no way Leo is gonna date Taylor Swift. He’s just not that into you two. I guarantee you she’s not even texting the right dude either. She totally got fake numbered. Right now there is a poor random schmoe hiding in a closet somewhere hoping Tswift will just stop texting him. Bottomline is Leo doesn’t bang gangly chicks. He bangs supermodels and that’s it. Like I kind of thought that whole line of “they’ll tell you I’m insane” from Blank Spaces was kind of a schtick. Nope. Chick is flat living in bananaland if she thinks she can take down Leo.