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Adam Sandler Has Officially Dropped "The Quarantine Song"

The man that brought us such classic hits as "The Chanukah Song," “Red Hooded Sweatshirt,” “The Thanksgiving Song,” and “Lunchlady Land” has done it again. Adam Sandler dropped "The Quarantine Song" on Fallon last night, paying tribute to all the good folks on the healthcare front keeping us going during this pandemic. 

I wouldn't say it's exactly "classic" Sandler, but given the subject, it shouldn't be. Instead, the song is the perfect blend of the reality of our current crisis topped off with that Sandler magic.  

"Doctors and nurses will save us from this mess if we get them the supplies that they need 

And I hope they save us soon because I’m really, really sick of my family...


We’ve got to build some more ventilators and make some more masks

We’ve got to do it now, so let’s all come together

I’m teaching math to my kids, and that can’t be good for America....


Stay home as much as you can, be sure to wash your hands

Let’s make this damn thing go away

We love you, doctors and nurses; you’re saving lives every day. 

Find a cure for this s - - t ’cause I really, really miss hugging my mailman."

Only time will tell where this song will rank on his list of jams, but for now, let's start this Friday with a little Nipola.