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<p><a href="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/06/Screen-Shot-2014-06-03-at-10.14.25-PM.png"><img src="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/06/Screen-Shot-2014-06-03-at-10.14.25-PM.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-06-03-at-10.14.25-PM" width="448" height="339" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-22247" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a><br> </p><p><a href="http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/15-to-assemble-the-rooting-interests-for-the-worlds-worst-fan/">Big Cat made his selections,</a> and I have a different opinion on what you have to do here. First of all, this is the hardest of these that I’ve seen. Penn State could be $10 and I’d still have to pick them.</p><p>My world’s worst fan:</p><p><strong>NFL:</strong> <a title="Patriots" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/new-england-patriots-tickets/?aid=12060">Patriots</a>. $1 is a steal there. Pure value pick. Pats haven’t won the Super Bowl since 2004, let’s not get facts get in the way here. I know this isn’t a popular opinion on Barstoolsports.com, but it is what it is. The whole “Patriots way” thing makes everyone who isn’t a Pats fan throw up. For $1, they are a steal.</p><p><strong>College Football:</strong> Penn State, obviously. Probably the biggest steal of the draft at $5. The most delusional, punch drinking fanbase in all of sports. Almost scary how wacky some Penn Staters are. Easiest pick ever.</p><p><strong>MLB:</strong> Cardinals for $4. The most annoying fanbase in pro sports. They could shit on each other’s faces nonstop and have no problem because they so strongly believe their shit doesn’t stink.</p><p><strong>College Basketball:</strong> Duke, no question. Can’t believe they aren’t a $5 option. Fucking idiot Duke fans. Privileged assholes who don’t understand how fucking miserable they are. Silver spoon dickheads with the ugliest cheerleaders in the game. Fuck Duke.</p><p><strong>NBA:</strong> <a title="Nets" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/brooklyn-nets-tickets/?aid=12060">Nets</a>. I don’t even know if they fans to be honest, but the team traded away their future for a bunch of senior citizens and the 4 Nets fans were shouting about championships from the roof tops. No, Nets fans, no. Pipe back down and enjoy the next 5 years of misery.</p>

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<p><a href="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/06/Screen-Shot-2014-06-03-at-10.14.25-PM.png"><img src="http://dmv.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/06/Screen-Shot-2014-06-03-at-10.14.25-PM.png" alt="Screen-Shot-2014-06-03-at-10.14.25-PM" width="448" height="339" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-22247" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a><br> </p><p><a href="http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/15-to-assemble-the-rooting-interests-for-the-worlds-worst-fan/">Big Cat made his selections,</a> and I have a different opinion on what you have to do here. First of all, this is the hardest of these that I’ve seen. Penn State could be $10 and I’d still have to pick them.</p><p>My world’s worst fan:</p><p><strong>NFL:</strong> <a title="Patriots" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/new-england-patriots-tickets/?aid=12060">Patriots</a>. $1 is a steal there. Pure value pick. Pats haven’t won the Super Bowl since 2004, let’s not get facts get in the way here. I know this isn’t a popular opinion on Barstoolsports.com, but it is what it is. The whole “Patriots way” thing makes everyone who isn’t a Pats fan throw up. For $1, they are a steal.</p><p><strong>College Football:</strong> Penn State, obviously. Probably the biggest steal of the draft at $5. The most delusional, punch drinking fanbase in all of sports. Almost scary how wacky some Penn Staters are. Easiest pick ever.</p><p><strong>MLB:</strong> Cardinals for $4. The most annoying fanbase in pro sports. They could shit on each other’s faces nonstop and have no problem because they so strongly believe their shit doesn’t stink.</p><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div><p><strong>College Basketball:</strong> Duke, no question. Can’t believe they aren’t a $5 option. Fucking idiot Duke fans. Privileged assholes who don’t understand how fucking miserable they are. Silver spoon dickheads with the ugliest cheerleaders in the game. Fuck Duke.</p><p><strong>NBA:</strong> <a title="Nets" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="https://seatgeek.com/brooklyn-nets-tickets/?aid=12060">Nets</a>. I don’t even know if they fans to be honest, but the team traded away their future for a bunch of senior citizens and the 4 Nets fans were shouting about championships from the roof tops. No, Nets fans, no. Pipe back down and enjoy the next 5 years of misery.</p>

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