Here's Joe Flacco Hitting Softballs To The Moon At M&T Bank Stadium Yesterday

 Full Video Here Because Vines Don’t Look So Hot Taken Off My Laptop

My god! Mashes as far as the eye can see! We all knew Joe Cool had world class athleticism, but that kind of brute strength? Those were moonfruits that Giancarlo would be proud of. I mean we’re talking from the back corner of the end zone to the far 15 yard line. Using the Pythagorean theorem, I’ve got those bombs coming in at roughly 950 feet. And the timing on this discovery couldn’t be any better with Nelson Cruz taking a fastball off the hand. Pencil him in at DH tomorrow night and the Birds don’t miss a beat. It’s next man up in Baltimore, and that man is Joe Flacco.

PS: Do these look like the kind of moves that get you thrown out of Seacrets?