Well, fuck me sideways. Truth be told, I have no idea what these fellas are saying but I think it's probably something like, "DONT YOU REALIZE THAT OUR HEALTH CARE INFRASTRUCTURE CANNOT HANDLE A LARGE-SCALE OUTBREAK OF CORONAVIRUS IN OUR MOST POPULOUS CITIES? WE HAVE A COUNTRY WITH 1.3 BILLION PEOPLE. THIS WOULD BE A DISASTER THE LIKES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! HAVE YOU GONE MAD? STAY AT HOME AND LISTEN TO THE NEW ZERO BLOG 30!"
That's what I bet they are saying anyway because it's true. Our health care system is by no means the best but we only have a third of India's population. Think about that. Think about how many fucking people that is. It's a bunch FYI. Soon, India will be the most populated country on Earth so they don't have the time to fuck with you hoes. They are gonna be bringing out sticks, bats, and whatever else they need to keep their folks in their homes and off mopeds.
Of all the people in the video, I felt bad for this dude in the plum shirt. Everyone else is getting hit in the legs, ass, and maybe the small of the back. He took a shot right off the hand. That smarts. You gotta shake it out. You take on on the ass, you take your base and dust yourself off. You take one off the hand and you gotta ask blue to give you time and possibly a pinch-runner. Pinch runner? Does that mean you need a runner in a pinch? Like you're in a bad spot. Like you're pinched? WOW. I never put that together before. We are learning about social distancing and baseball all in a blog about people getting beat with sticks for not taking social distancing seriously enough in a country that allows for this sort of thing.
Anyway, stay safe out there and if you are gonna ride your moped around during a viral outbreak that is threatening the global economy and literally millions of lives, the least you can do is put a fucking helmet on. My god. Either way, I aint gonna spend any more time on it because, in the meantime, every 3 months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland.