Marqee In Vegas Will Now Deliver Your Bottles Using Drones If You Spend $20,000

The future, it’s here! We are having bottle service delivered by drones if you’re rich enough. I can’t be the only one who doesn’t like this shit though. If I’m rich, I don’t want to do any work. I’m not reaching up and taking the bottle out of a remote controlled helicopter and having it risk chopping my hand off. No siree. Granted, I’ll have plenty of peasants with me to do the dirty work for me, but then I’ll have to speak to them, and that’s a big no-no too. I’d rather have the chicks who move to LA to be actresses then end up stripping at pools in Vegas after they realize they aren’t talented enough deliver me bottles, not a flying machine.

 
PS: I really want to go to Vegas right about now.