Does This Look Like the Face of a NH Girl Who Was Arrested For Slapping Her Boyfriend In the Face Over A Monopoly Dispute?

HOOKSETT, N.H. (CBS) – A game of Monopoly ended with a young woman under arrest in New Hampshire. Hooksett police say they were called to a home on Post Road late Sunday night for a report of a domestic disturbance. Alyssa Ferraro, 21, told officers “she got into an argument with her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly and open hand slapped him in the face,” according to a police statement. The boyfriend was not seriously hurt.

Holy shit. What a pussy this boyfriend is.  I mean he must have called the cops right? How else could she get arrested? Bro grow up. More importantly this is why you need to discuss the rules of Monopoly before the game begins. It always gets weird if you don’t. I mean is there any game in the history of mankind where the rules are as ambiguous down the stretch as Monopoly? Like I’ve never seen a smooth game ending situation. It’s always somebody on the verge of bankruptcy selling property to the bank or trading everything to another player for pennies on the dollar throwing everybody into a tizzie. You literally play for 5 hours and then in the span of 5 seconds everything unravels. And it’s not like this happens some of the time either. It happens 100 out of 100 times. In fact I think that’s part of the allure of Monopoly. You’re never out of the game because nobody really knows the rules down the stretch. It’s whoever yells the loudest and cares the most that is usually the victor. Like who knows if this Ho was right or wrong? At some point she decided she was done arguing and slapped her boyfriend in the face. It’s kind of like real life in that way.