Do These Look Like Faces of A Couple Arrested At The Ten's Show Club In Salisbury For Trying To Hookup In Front of the Strippers?

Smoking Gun – An amorous couple is facing criminal charges after allegedly causing a disturbance at a Massachusetts strip club where they got handsy while seated in front of the stage. Security staffers at Ten’s Show Club in Salisbury told cops that Alysson Siopes, 30, and Daniel Tromp, 28, “began to do ‘inappropriate’ things while sitting in the front row near the stage” early Tuesday morning.According to a police report, Tromp’s “hands were all over” Siopes’s body, and he “reached up an undid her bra.” Siopes then “began to undo” Tromp’s pants and “made a motion like she was ‘about to give him a blowjob.’” Security guards then intervened and asked the pair to leave. When they refused, 911 was called. When cops arrived, Tromp, who was “highly intoxicated,” again refused to leave the strip joint. So he was arrested for disorderly conduct. Siopes was subsequently arrested on the same charge when she persisted in yelling at officers outside the club.

I got to be honest. I’m slightly confused here. You can’t hookup at a strip club? I thought that was the entire point of bringing chicks to strip clubs in the first place. To get wicked kinky and shit. I was 1,000 percent sure this was legal. Is it because they didn’t buy a private room? That has to be it. The club was probably pissed they didn’t pay for the champagne room so they kicked them out.  Or they didn’t want other customers getting a free show without paying for it. It just can’t have anything to do with the actual blowjob or doing public sex acts. I mean strip clubs are built for public sex acts. Plus it’s not like any money changed hands so it’s not prostitution. Bottomline is If I go to a strip club and a porno breaks out I’m happy and so is everybody else who is in there. So strange you’d call 911 on the exact reason everybody is there in the first place.

PS – I’ve never done it with a civilian but hooking up in a strip club is hot as fuck right? I wonder if the First Lady would be down? Doubtful. Fuck my life. Figuring out all the good shit to late.