Miltons Pimp My Look Winner
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
This Month’s Winner
Reader Email
Dear Milton’s,
Meet our boy EndaŠyes his name is Enda. This kids known around campus as “diapers” because he smells like absolute trash. He constantly wears his high school football warm up shirts, his Jamaal Charles jersey, and always goes “tits out for the boys” whenever the opportunity arises. The kid is pale as casper the ghost and somehow works as lifeguard, not to mention he drives a Subaru Outback and was born on 9/11. This kid needs some serious help with his fashion and we pray to Pageviews that Milton’s can help him out. Please Please help our boy “diapers” get laid!
Sincerely,
The Schiest Boys