God Is Officially Mocking Me: Leo Celebrated His 40th Birthday Party An Inch Away From My Nose
TMZ - Leonardo DiCaprio turns 40 better than you do … ’cause when he does it … he’s surrounded by hot models and A-list celebs in a super-exclusive club. According to sources inside the party … Leo shutdown SoHo House in West Hollywood Tuesday night. His pals Tyrese, Adam Levine, Russell Simmons, and Robin Thicke were there — but more importantly … there was a ton of window dressing.We’re told it was about “80% models” inside the event … which, for Leo, adds up to a very happy birthday.
I literally just spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any. I can not believe Leo celebrated his 40th birthday at SoHo House in West Hollywood (WeHo for the locals) last night. No joke Big Cat and I were literally standing in front of this place for an hour talking about how it was Leo’s 40th birthday two days ago. We were speculating that he was probably on a yacht, or in Belize, or some other crazy spot just stuffing a bazillion models at once. Nope. He was partying an inch away from our faces. UNREAL. You motherfucker God. Well played you son of a bitch.
PS – On the bright side at least I didn’t have to listen to Tyreese pitch his facebook page all night. That would be exhausting. Like we get it Tyreese you got a facebook page bro. It’s Leo’s 40th. Chill out.