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This Soccer Player Just Missed The Net And Beheaded A Little Girl In The Stands

 

 

 

 

No exaggeration in that headline whatsoever. This chick’s head is gone, right?

 

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Gonna spend the rest of her days chasing Toure on horseback and throwing flaming soccer balls at him. Poor fucking thing. Gotta keep your eye on the game when you’re that close.

 

 

Update: Re-blog. Whatever. It’s Saturday and I wasn’t reading Barstool.

 

h/t NextImpulse