Bron Bron Quotes Aaron Rodgers And Tells Everybody To "Relax"

Things are going to get real testy in a few days when the Mouse Trap which is currently housing Big Cat and Lo Duca starts running out of cheese.   Gonna be a real survival of the fittest.   Anyway I wasn’t even planning on blogging this, but I had to.   See this is the shit that Bron Bron does that drives me nuts.  Vintage Bron Bron here.  Hey assface you know why people are freaking out about the Cavs 1-3 start and acting like it matters?   Because some knucklehead said the Cavs opener was one of the biggest spectacles in the history of sports.

Oh right that was you. Yeah but somebody else starred in this Beats By Dre commercial making it seem like Jesus/Bron Bron was returning to save Cleveland.

Oh right that was you.   But somebody else released this Nike commercial making it seem like Jesus/Bron Bron was returning to save Cleveland and every game was life and death.

Oh right that was you.  But somebody penned this 9,000 word essay explaining why Bron Bron returning to Cleveland was like Jesus coming to Cleveland.

Oh right that was you too?   Hmm it seems the person hyping up your return and making it seem like every game was the most important basketball game ever played was actually you?   Hmm maybe that’s why people are freaking out that you’re 1-3.   See you can’t have it both ways Bron Bron.   You can’t single handidly ask for all this attention and profit off it and then tell everybody to RELAX when you get off to a slow start.  That’s what drives me nuts about this clown.    The Cavs will be fine.  I get that.  But don’t you dare tell me to relax.   That’s how people get put in mouse traps.  You and only you brought this on yourself with every decision you’ve made since you left Cleveland the first time.

Because somebody wrote