Porn Actress Says She'll Blow The Entire Laker Team If They Get 47 Wins... Sure, Me Too

47 wins? Sadie, have you seen the Lakers this year? They might go 0fer on the season. If you said 10 wins I’d commend you for making a fair bet but there isn’t even a chance this happens. It’s just saying you’ll do something crazy if the impossible were to take place. “If the Lakers get 47 wins” could be replaced with “When pigs fly through a frozen hell” and it would mean the same thing. So I’ll take this action, Sadie. If the Lakers win 47 games then I too will blow the entire team. Your stupid wager doesn’t look so bad now, does it?

Also there’s no need to put “ENTIRE” in all caps like it’s some incredible feat. This ain’t a football team. What are there like 12 guys on the Lakers? That’s a mildly crowded blowbang scene.

PS – I called her a porn actress because I’m done calling anyone who’s sucked a dick on camera a porn star. If you’ve got 1,000 followers then you don’t deserve that star title and I’m sick of everyone giving it out. It’s disrespectful to the real stars.

Double PS – She’ll obviously blow the entire team if they get zero wins too because she’s a porn actress and they are NBA basketball players and that’s how life works.