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Remember The Old Cheerleader Who Was Banging A 15 Year Old? Turns Out Her 15 Year Old Son Set The Whole Thing Up

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(Source)The relationship began at the end of May when Shattuck spotted photos of the teen on Instagram and posted a comment about them, according to information contained in an application for a search warrant. After the victim replied thank you in a private message through Instagram, Shattuck’s son sent the victim his mother’s cell phone number, saying, “You should text my Mom, she is obsessed with you,” according to court records. The budding friendship continued through the summer and progressed from chats about daily life to provocative talk and text messages into trysts in the rear seat of Shattuck’s Cadillac Escalade where the two would make out and grope each other, court records said. The seduction continued from there to meetings in the Escalade at an AMC movie theater in Columbia, Maryland, and at a parking lot at a middle school in Mount Airy, Maryland. Through the month of July, while the teen attended summer school, Shattuck picked him up for lunch “five or six times” and drove to a parking garage where they would “talk and eat and then get in the back of the car and kiss or make out,” police said in court records. During one of these incidents, Shattuck allegedly touched the teen’s penis. “Between their encounters, Shattuck asked for pictures via text message” and he would send pictures of himself shirtless and one in his underwear, the victim told police.




Kind of puts your parents in perspective huh? Thought you had a tough life growing up? Thought your parents were always too demanding and bossy? All of a sudden “if you don’t finish your homework then you can’t go out to play” doesn’t seem too bad. “If you want dessert you’re going to need to eat your vegetables” is looking like a pretty reasonable request. “Clean your room or you can’t watch TV tonight” is as fair as it gets. Basically everything looks a lot better when compared to your mom making her your pimp. As long as your mom didn’t make you set her up with some 15 year old dick to suck then you really lucked out in childhood, as far as I’m concerned. Nothing more embarrassing than having to pass your friend a “hey my pervert mom wants you to send her a picture of you in your underwear. Check yes, no, maybe” note.





PS – Molly Shattuck’s face is the face of “I’m gonna suck your 15 year old dick.” Screams it. You know how overweight, balding, mustachioed gentlemen wearing coke bottle glasses is the look of a male pedophile? That at the top of the page is the smile of a female pedophile.