Selena's New Song "What The Heart Wants" AKA - "The Ballad of Bieber" Is A Fire Jam

Fire Jam city! Selena straight up slobbering and crying about how bad she wants that Biebs dick. I mean literally crying her face off begging for the pipe. Saying how she goes to Bieber rehab and how Taylor Swift tries to get her to forget about him, but she can’t. The heart wants what the heart wants. There is nothing she can do to get him out of her brain. She’s addicted to the Biebs dick juice. Just lies awake at night hoping and praying he’ll call.  Hell she probably made this song just so when the Biebs takes his dick out of whatever Victoria Secret model he’s banging right now, he’ll hear this and throw her a pity fuck or two. Give Selena a taste of the good stuff.  Maybe even throw her an instagram shout out. No it won’t cure her, but at least she’ll get a good night sleep for once and that’s all an addict can really ask for.

PS – My new pickup line to any girl I meet from now on.  “You look like Princess Jasmin.”  GAME FOR DAYS.