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This "Staying Ebola Free" Song Is Hot Hot Heat




What a jam! Feel like I’m sitting on a Caribbean Island right now with a Miami Vice in hand. Chilling in my hammock and relaxing, busy not worrying about Ebola because I haven’t eaten anyone’s diarrhea or bathed in any gross discharges recently. If you guys want to hang out on the mainland and keep freaking out about this stupid “outbreak” then you’re more than welcome to, but if you want to grab your common sense and come join me then be my guest. The water is great. We can turn this into a little Spring Break destination where the only stuff we’re worrying about contracting is herpes. Party time.