Does This Look Like the Face Of A Guy Arrested In Florida With A Tom Brady Helmet Tattooed On His Head?

SmokingGun – A football fan with a Tom Brady helmet tattooed across his head is locked up in a Florida jail following his arrest on a narcotics charge. When questioned by police, Thompson said that he purchased the “Master Kush” Spice “from a black male for $15” at a downtown park, according to a police report. Thompson reportedly told cops that he did not know Spice was illegal in Florida, claiming that it was “still legal in New Hampshire,” his home state.As noted in the “Scars, Marks, Tatoos or other distinguishing features” section of the report, Thompson has “Tattoo Head-Patriots Football Helmet.” As seen in the above images Thompson had a series of tattoos inked on his head to make it appear that he is wearing a New England Patriots football helmet. Along with team logos on each side of his head, Thompson got Brady’s number 12 and the word “Patriots” inked on the back of his head. He added the name of the helmet maker (“Riddell”) on his forehead, as well as an American flag and an NFL logo.Thompson even included the small green dot indicating that a helmet is equipped with an electronic device allowing its wearer to receive plays from the sideline. Thompson also had a likeness of the Super Bowl trophy tattooed on the top of his head. Additionally, his noggin features inked replicas of the signatures of players Rob Gronkowski, Wes Welker, and Randy Moss.

Be more innocent dude. You can’t. Seriously I’m not blogging this story because I think it’s funny. I’m blogging it because it’s clearly a miscarriage of justice. I just don’t know how you don’t’ give a guy who has a Patriots helmet tattooed on his head the benefit of the doubt. I mean he even has the green dot on there. That’s the dedication and attention to detail that we’ve come to expect from Pats fans. It’s not like it’s a Ravens helmet which would mean he’s a walking crime spree. So if Victor Thompson said he thought Master Kush Spice was legal in Florida becaue it’s legal in New Hamsphire I believe him. It’s kind of like Spygate. Belichick thought he was playing within the rules the way they were written.  Sure you can nitpick that the Lombardi trophy shouldn’t be on the helmet, but I’m not gonna be that guy.  Free Victor Thompson! Free Victor Thompson!

PS – You’re move Jerry.

Double PS – . I don’t know what Master Kush Spice is, but that can’t be legal in NH