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PornHub's "TitCoins" Idea and Video Is Fantastic

Titcoins by Pornhub from Javi Iñiguez de Onzoño on Vimeo.


Introducing Titcoins, the world’s most beloved and safest currency. A whole new market, perfect for offline and online businesses such as nightclubs, college bars, jukeboxes, vending machines, online stores… it may have no limits. This video campaign is adaptable to other formats: print, outdoor, spot, viral video, digital, radio, direct or social media. The campaign will include a pilot program in Las Vegas, New Orlean’s Mardi Gras, spring break parties and music festivals. Because banks can take our money, our businesses or even our homes. But there is something they will never take: our love for titties.

Is this real? No, of course not. But would it work? Absolutely. Now obviously, looking at a pair of tits doesn’t have tons of value in a world where we have access to the Internet. But at the same time, there are still people who pay for porn. Ray J is swimming in money from his Kim Kardashian tape still. And there’s a reason random hot bitches on Instagram have 200,000 followers simply for having fantastic chesticles and sweet asses. So it would make a lot of sense for businesses in places like New Orleans and Vegas to accept TitCoins. Get a little publicity for your coffee shop, see some titties, all is right in the world. NateBux just got put on notice.