"Are The Zoomers Social Distancing On Spring Break?"

I always thought we were a nation of complete degenerates. However, I thought that we did have the ability to turn it off. You know what this coronavirus has taught me? We know absolutely NO bounds to our degeneracy. Yeah, these are 20-year-olds but if the bars were open in NYC & Boston right now, I'm sure they'd be packed. We are a nation full of degenerates. Not even a deadly virus will turn us off.