Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha. I needed a good laugh with everything going on in the world right now. Thanks, Coach Gattis!
Is he fucking serious though? The Michigan offensive coordinator just said that Michigan beat themselves in 2019. Did they beat themselves in 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, and 2012 too? What about 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005, and 2004? This is laugh out loud funny that after being a perennial loser for the last two decades, Michigan can't even give credit to someone else. They made an excuse. So glad that doesn't happen here in Columbus. Maybe that's why we always win, except when the refs take it away from us.
Anyways, I can't wait to see Michigan roll out this "BluePrint" that Gattis is talking so highly about. I hope it's similar to the Revenge Tour they had a couple years ago that mysteriously stopped getting mentioned after a 62-39 ass whooping courtesy of the Buckeyes. Check off the boxes on your stupid little BluePrint when you open up with the little cupcakes like......oh shit. Michigan opens up at Washington. Is this season going to end before it even begins? Or are they going to stick with their usual gameplan of losing early, winning a bunch of games in a row against the Rutgers and Purdue's of the world, and then getting embarrassed at the end of November like usual?
PS -- what's the 1 thing on their mind he's talking about? It has to be Ohio State, right? He can't be talking Big Ten Title or National Championship when they haven't come close in basically a century? I mean, Michigan's trophy case is looking more bare than grocery store bread isles these days. But I really think that is what they're talking about. I really think that Harbaugh and Gattis have these boys eyeing the prize of a National Championship. Hey boys, you gotta learn to crawl before you can walk. Baby steps. Beat us once this millennium then we'll talk.