If We're Being Totally Honest I Think I'd Rather Go To These Two Dachshunds Wedding Than KFC's Wedding

Don’t get me wrong I’m sure KFC’s wedding will be fun and all, but dogs are dogs. Plus these dogs will probably be satisfied with a couple milk bones as their wedding gift and KFC will probably be dropping subtle jokes about how I cheaped out for the next decade even if I gave him a castle. Of course if Duncan is gonna be at KFC’s that’s a game changer. I’ve been wanting to meet him forever.