Metro- A couple in Preston, Lancashire, have created the world’s first deep-fried alcohol, making it quite possibly the weirdest (and best) pub snack ever. They launched the colourful £3 products at a local event and the treats sold out within hours – despite being, err, rather interesting looking. John Clarkson and his wife Corinne used the traditional British sherry trifle as the inspiration behind their creations – soaking sponge in alcohol such as Bailey’s and the strawberries and cream and cola varieties of Sidekick. And yes, sour apple schnapps is also involved. There’s no news yet as to how they tasted, but we’ll keep you updated as and when we get the intel.
Hey you ever feel like you’re not destroying your body enough by simply drinking enough booze to kill a baby elephant? You do?! Well then do we have the perfect solution for you! It’s called deep fried alcohol! The newest and hottest thing in the alcoholic streets. Pack on those pounds and clog those arteries while simultaneously killing thousands of brain cells. It’s a win-win. Ya know, if “win” entails you have a massive heart attack by the age of 40. Who wants to live past the age of 40 anyway? I sure as hell don’t. It would appear that after 40 everything goes down hill. All of your friends are married with kids, your parents are likely on their way out (act accordingly) and most damning of all, your 20s and 30s have already passed you by. In other words all of the fun of your life is gone. So why not make the most of it and completely fuck over your body by eating deep fried alcohol that’ll kill you before the sad times set in? I think I’ve made my point.
PS- Deep fried Baileys? Take all of my money.