Science Says Doggy Style Is The Best Position To Avoid Back Problems
SOURCE – Scientists have mapped out the best ways for men suffering back pain to have sex. Contrary to popular belief ‘spooning’ is not always the best position for those who suffer back ache, researchers found. Instead having sex ‘doggy-style’ may work better for many couples, they said. Scientists at the University of Waterloo in Ontario, Canada, documented precisely how the spine moves during sex. The researchers analysed information gathered by infrared and electromagnetic motion capture systems which documented how 10 couples moved when attempting five common positions. They then created a set of guidelines that recommended different positions and ‘thrusting techniques’ based on what triggered a man’s back pain. The findings, published in the journal Spine, included a recommendation for men who were flexion-intolerant – meaning those whose back pain was made worse by touching their toes or sitting for long periods of time – who should replace spooning with doggy-style sex. They should also try a ‘hip-hinging motion rather than thrusting with their spines’, the authors said.
Doggy style for all! For safety! I don’t know about everybody else, but I felt my back starting to stiffen up when I was reading all the super scientific findings in this article. Just look at those terms: infrared and electromagnetic motion capture systems, thrusting techniques, flexion intolerant. When you start throwing around terminology like that there’s just no way that anyone can question you. It’d actually probably work as a kind of double whammy; not only can girls not dispute proven scientific fact, but they’re also impressed by your deep knowledge.
Just try it out: “Sorry, honey, I’d love to turn all the lights off and think about the Jennifer Lawrence Fappening pics while we knock out some missionary for the next 3-5 minutes, but I’m pretty flexion intolerant so it’s probably safer if I use a hip-hinging motion to maximize both safety and comfort.” Next thing you know she’s on all fours asking if you already finished and you’re muttering a sheepish ‘yes’ because you got too excited and lasted for roughly two and a half pumps. That’s now the world we now live in. We are all truly blessed.