Breaking News: Sports Gambling Now Legal In New Jersey

Holy shit!  What a day!   Ray Rice video leaks, fat guys getting pushed off scooters and now this.   GAME CHANGER!    GAME CHANGER!  GAME CHANGER!    Anybody want to jump on Spirit Airlines and head to AC for the weekend?  We can be there in an hour.    Let’s gooooo!   Hey Massachusetts wake up.  Hey Foxwoods wake up.  Hey Mohegun Sun wake up.   The winds of change are blowing.  Legalize sports gambling at Suffolk Downs.  Throw in a ton of TV’s.  Let’s GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!    Get me some sports books ASAP.   America Fuck Yeah!   Chris Christie Fuck Yeah!

PS – AC is still a dump.