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Mutant Spider Dog May Legitimately Be The Funniest/Scariest YouTube In History


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Three things


1. If you don’t laugh out loud every time that eight legged dog come barreling down on someone then get your head checked. I was in absolute tears watching that.


2. I would shit my pants in any of those circumstances. It would break me as a person. Like if the “pranksters” didn’t eventually catch up to me (they wouldn’t, because I would never stop running) and explain the joke then I’d end up in a mental institution, wearing a straight jacket and rocking back and forth while I mumble about the mutant spider dog I saw eat a guy in an elevator once.


3. I would NEVER do this with my dog. Because there’s a chance you try and prank some “hero” who tries to “save the world” from mutant spider dog and beats the shit out of it, or tries to kill it. And to be honest, I don’t think you can blame a guy in that situation. You sic spider dog on people in a dark alley then fight or flight kicks in. I couldn’t take that kind of risk with my dog. But I’m glad someone did because holy shit was that funny.



h/t Cory