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You Can All Thank The CLEVELAND Clinic For Developing A Huge Breakthrough In Coronavirus Testing

EVERYBODY has jokes about Cleveland until it's time to save some lives. Now look who's coming to beg for help......

Hmmmmm.....what was that you said about the Browns again? 

Alright, I'm not going to joke about it because people are dying and especially because we learned last night that this virus does NOT fuck around with people that mock it. Rudy Gobert should be the picture shown in the dictionary when someone tries to look up karma. I'll go on record right now: cancel everything. If you need to error on the side of something, it should be on the side of caution. 

But I'm just glad to see for the first time in my 27 years on this Earth, people are praising the people of Cleveland. I don't get how we caught a river on fire and hired Hue Jackson and then Freddie Kitchens, only to turn around and have the smartest people in the world working right down the road. These sciences worked 24 hours a day for nine straight days to develop this test, and now I'm sure they're working nonstop to find the cure. Solve this bitch, Cleveland. Keep making a positive name for us. We sure as hell know the Browns aren't going to.