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This Homeless Kid Who Can Rattle Off The Square Root Of Huge Numbers Is Such A Fucking Show Off

 

Metro- A video showed Gerald poking his head through iron bars in Dapitan, Philippines, as he wowed Chelsea Mae S. Luzanta and a friend with his knowledge of numbers. The boy didn’t miss a beat as he answered the square roots of several digits that were being given to him by Chelsea, who studies at the University of Santo Tomas. She has since decided to call him ‘square root boy’, with the video shared on YouTube

 

Ohhhh we’re all so impressed.  Math and numbers and stuff.  Little Will Hunting making the college girls go crazy because he say a bunch of numbers.  Real cool nerd.  It’s like that scene where Will schools the Harvard dude at the bar and gets the girl except not really.  Girls love that shit.  Were they even checking his work though?  Or was he just throwing out numbers and pretending they were right?  Because if he was, I can do that.  We can all do that.  I’ll do it right now.  You can’t see me right now but I’m saying random numbers out loud.  No girls are going crazy for me or getting flood water in their basement(well my dog is confused).  I call bull shit on the whole thing.  But if the numbers were right, big time show off.

Nah, but really.  That’s pretty impressive.  Get this kid off the streets and find Robin Williams.