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Richmond, Virginia Girl Kicked Out Of Homeschool Prom Because Some Of The Dads There Were "Ogling" And "Lusting After Her" and Claimed She Was "Arousing Impure Thoughts"

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Gawker – A 17-year-old girl says she was kicked out of her homeschool prom because some lecherous dads complained that she was arousing “impure thoughts.” In a guest post on her sister’s blog, Richmond, Va., high school senior Clare Ettinger related how one of the women organizing the dance disapproved of her dress, even after checking it met the “fingertip length” dress code requirement. When she got into the ballroom, Clare, who is 5’9″, was amused to find herself surrounded by shorter girls in much shorter dresses. On a balcony above the dance floor, a group of dads was, she said “ogling and talking amongst themselves,” which grossed out Clare and her friends a little bit. After the kids had been “swaying with the music and talking and enjoying ourselves” for a while, the same chaperone who had complained about Clare’s dress pulled her aside to tell her that some of the dads felt her dancing was “too provocative” and liable to cause “impure thoughts.” Clare protested that she hadn’t even been dancing, and was told once again that her regulation finger-length dress was too short. She was kicked out of the dance, and her friends decided to go with her. The dance organizers said they would refund the group’s tickets, but only Clare got her money back, even after some of her friends’ parents called to ask about it. In her post, Clare asks the Richmond Homeschool Prom to “refund my group as they verbally promised to do, and issue an apology for kicking me out of my senior prom because their husbands felt as though my body was something they had a right to control.” “I’m not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager,” she concludes. “And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem.” The administrators of the prom’s Facebook group don’t seem to be swayed. They got so many negative comments about the incident that they gave up on deleting all of them and shut down the page instead.

I have a few things to ask here. One, homeschool prom? That sounds WILD. Like, all the pent up sexual energy from these kids never having social interaction spilling out into one weirdass prom. Just all the homeschool kids going into a room and kinda being forced to figure out what they’re supposed to do. Also, the only kid I’ve ever met that was homeschooled was really into juggling, so I imagine they were all standing around juggling. Can’t even begin to imagine how much precum filled that room. Especially since now we have this chick Clare, with the self proclaimed “big ass for a teenager” who is wearing tiny dresses and making everyone wile the fuck out. Goodness gracious Clare! The face that launched 1,000 ships has nothing on her (lil Greek mythology reference on a Tuesday afternoon, whatever). Now, I want to tell Clare to calm the fuck down and stop making it all about herself, but I see no proof anywhere that she’s not the queen of the homeschoolers. Seems like she’s the one girl who has actually advanced, and was there to get fucked up and fuck shit up, and fucking EVERYONE left the homeschool prom with her when the dads couldn’t even handle their erections. By the way, dads volunteering to chaperone a dance? Weird. That’s strictly a mom thing. Just seems to me that if you choose to homeschool your kid, you shouldn’t be shocked when she’s wearing basically nothing, dancing and shaking her huge ass on tables, and making all the brace face kids tuck their dicks into their waistbands.


EDIT: Didn’t realize the pic on the page was actually her ass.

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