The REAL 2020 Ultimate Podcast Bracket (Seeded By Kenjac And Nick)

As I'm sure many of you saw, ForTheWin released their ultimate podcast bracket a couple of days ago and MAN was it bad. No PMT? No Rogan? Stephen A voice I haven't even hearrrrrd of half the selections in the higher seeding Max Kellerman! Both Nick and I were appalled and knew this had to be remedied. So we scoured the web for all the of the best podcasts in the world and seeded them based off a complicated algorithm. Do you think any podcast were snubbed? Sound off in the comments. Before reading, make sure to start playing the official bracket playlist below:

#1 

Criminal In-Tent: A podcast dedicated strictly to crimes that take place in campgrounds. CIT was hosted by outdoorsmen Brent Fishkin and Holden Grunt. It's 3 episode series run ended in 2015. 

#2 

I Crime In With a Haven’t You People Ever Heard of, Closing the Goddamn Case: Hosted by Panic at the Disco frontman Brendon Urie and Mindfreak Criss Angel, this podcast delves into unsolved cases in the greater Las Vegas area.

#3 

Amazing Grace: Nancy Grace’s official post-show pod. Not officially affiliated with Nancy Grace in any way whatsoever. Any information saying otherwise is liable for prosecution.  

#1 

Part-Crime Basis: Hosted by America's Most Wanted alum John Walsh and current Georgia Bulldogs coach Tom Crean. As suggested, this pod is partially about crime. The other part is strictly about Big 10 basketball analysis.

#1

Part-Crime Basis: Hosted by America's Most Wanted alum John Walsh and current Georgia Bulldogs coach Tom Crean. As suggested, this pod is partially about crime. The other part is strictly about Big 10 basketball analysis.

#2 

Ceptic Tank: A Ringer brand podcast, Bill Simmons is given a single random noun from the dictionary by his intern, Brett, and has to compare it to the Boston Celtics. Episodes are 1 hour 45 minutes long. 

#3 

The Hulk Hogan Experience: Instead of interviews, Celebrity guests are given a large dose of DMT then air-dropped into Leesburg, Florida with nothing but a tall boy of Natty Ice an empty chain/velcro wallet. 

#4  

A Pointed Discussion: A pointed discussion is about the least pointless sport in the world. Guests include Olympic fencers and Ray Lewis. 

#1 

Vrimë në këpucën time (Albania) - The Hole in My Shoe: Two cobblers, who are apparently half brothers and mortal enemies, debate best shoe repair practices.

#2 

કોઈ નદીમાં, Pod-dle વગર (India) - Up Shit’s Creek without a Pod-dle: Three former cricketers (Bob Bobson, Mitchell Mitchman and Fran Tarkenton) talk about all the recent cricket news in India.

#3 

Безопасный - автомобиль (Russia) - Safe Dash Car: Igor Toptunov and his 3 adult sons (2 legitimate and one out of wedlock from his early youth) discuss the best and latest in Dash Cam technology. The three sons fight over who will receive the family inheritance. Igor power ranks the sons weekly based on their performance. 

#4

Mëtter en Lïger (Swiss) - Stuck in Neutral: Henri Sommaruga & Stefano Frey-Herosé give the most vague and non-committal takes on everything from sports to politics and even whether or not Bündner Nusstorte should be made with walnuts (their gut says maybe)

#1

Pod-dle of Mudd: Deep cut discussion of the Puddle of Mudd discography

#2

Muddle of Podd: Another deep cut discussion of the Puddle of Mudd discography

#3

Rod Save America: Rod Save America is a no-bullshit conversation about politics hosted by former Governor of Illinois Rod Blagojevich. It cuts through the noise to break down the week’s news, and helps people figure out the market price of vacant senate seats. 

#4

NCIS Montpelier - Narrated by Michael Chiklis and Christina Ricci, this audio-only sister program of the smash CBS hit revolves around the surprisingly high number of Naval crimes that take place in the landlocked capital of Vermont. 

Honorable Mentions:

Levi: A 78 year old man who collects Levi's Jeans discusses life. 

Polithiccs: Timmy Thicc gives his takes on the political landscape

Jared: A man with no internet access since 2009 discusses his weight-loss hero, Subway Jared.