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Remember The Guy Who Was Arrested For Masturbating Naked On A Picnic Table? Well He's Back At It And Told Police He "Just Doesn't Care"

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Press-Citizen- An Iowa City man has been charged with indecent exposure for the second time this month. According to an Iowa City Police complaint, a witness reported seeing a man with no pants on near the corner of Riverside Drive and Grove Street about 5:30 a.m. Thursday. An officer responded to the area and located another witness, who described the same man masturbating near the intersection of Park Road and Templin Drive, the complaint said. Both descriptions matched that of Gerald Meyer Jr., of Ellis Avenue, whom the officer described in the complaint as “known to me for similar incidents.” Police say an officer located Meyer, 53, outside of his apartment building with no pants on, masturbating between two vehicles. Meyer fled on foot and the officer pursued him through a nearby building until he finally surrendered, according to police. After the officer red him his Miranda rights, Meyer stated that he “just doesn’t care,” the complaint said.

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He’s back!  The masturbating Christopher Walken lookalike from before is back!  And with a vengeance this time!  But instead of a picnic table he’s chosen to jerk off at an intersection this time.  Tomayto, tomato.  Public places are mostly all the same when you’re nakedly jerking off in them.  The reactions from by standers will be the same at least. Is this dude a disgusting person who can’t stop masturbating in public?  Yeah, he is but at least he owns it.  This is what he was born to do.  He’s not going to let something like the “law” and “police officers” and “people complaining that they don’t want to see a grown man masturbating on a street corner” throw off his game and life’s duty.  Gerald Meyer doesn’t have time to think about what people are going to think of him.  He clearly doesn’t care.  He said it himself.  Worrying about little stuff like that would be time wasted when he could be jerking off in public places and feeling the wave of freedom crash over him as he does so.  So do you, Gerald Meyer.  Do you.*

*I will warn you, Gerald.  You’re going to keep getting arrest each time you do this.  Who am I kidding?  You’re not reading this.  You’re scoping out your next jerk spot.  Good for you bud.