Elephant Shoots Fella To The Moon Using His Foot And An Old Fashioned Seesaw! VERY EXCITING

UNREAL! First of all, let’s address the elephant in the room. I’m not a huge fan of elephant-related tricks and what have you. You see, as you know, elephants are naturally included to roam about the far reaches of the countryside. They live in family-style pods and enjoy growing old (sometimes up to 70 years according to a Frosted Flakes box during my childhood) and having unreal memories. Lest we forget, an elephant never forgets.

That being said, my moral objections disappear when a seesaw enters the frame. Stomp that fucker hard and stomp him high! Ole Rene here is a skinny boi so he did just that. Beautiful. I’d love to give this a try. I’m down to 197 so I think if you take one hay stack off, I’m landing straight on my feet with shattered ankles. It’d be a wonderful event!

Anyway, here’s another video.

Very cool!