French Government Warns Citizens That Cocaine Does NOT Cure Coronavirus

In something I didn't expect, but honestly should have, there is a theory out there that hitting the slopes (metaphor for doing the cocaine) results in killing off any risk to the Coronavirus. 

It appears that this rumor all started by meme accounts on Twitter:

I don't want anybody to die from the coronavirus, but if you believe you have it and you just start railing lines of cocaine to self-medicate, you are getting what you asked for. I truly don't believe anybody out there would look at that 4.3/10 photoshop and think it was a real news story, but there's a lot of people out there who don't know how the internet works.