Chrissy Teigen Squirting Cream Into Her Mouth Is A Wildly/Strangely Erotic Instagram





Feel like Costanza right now. Food and sex have now been combined in my mind. I love donuts, I love frosting, I love seeing facials. Now the worlds have been combined. I can’t unsee them. I’m going to stroll into Dunkin this morning and get a donut and next think you know I’m going to be standing in the corner, breathing heavily, and all flushed with an erection. But at least I know that when I do get arrested I’ll be able to show the cops this Insta and they’ll completely understand.