Wally The Green Monster Is Trying To Tell Me That Today Is Another Perfect Day At Fenway

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Hey, Wally, do me a favor and don’t be a fucking asshole right now, OK? I don’t need your propaganda at the moment. It’s not a perfect day at Fenway. IT’S A FIRE… sale. And I’ll tell you what, Wally, I’m not being brave for everybody else. I’m being panicked. I’m terrified of Bubbles Buchholz becoming our ace (Rosenthal’s sources say Lackey “very likely” to be traded as well as Lester). So shut the fuck up, dickhead. Go help John Herny and Lucchino rip the jersey off Lester’s back while I cry in the corner.




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