Papi Just Taught The Entire MLB How To Flip A Bat





Piiiiiimp City and Papi is the mayor. He said he’d be hotter than Jamaica in the second half but I think he might take it a step further and break Bonds’ home run record. Say something, Price. SAY SOMETHING!



PS – Watching baseball at the Trop is so damn depressing. I’m just laying here watching it rain out the window and watching baseball be played in America’s saddest place and I’m hungover. Might kill myself.