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Ever Seen A Guy So Huge That He Doesn't Get A Lap Dance, He Gets A Somach Dance? Because It's Something To Behold

 

 

 

 

 

This looks like a pretty sweet gig, I mean the chick is hot as hell. But this is basically just someone who keeps sitting on you. No fucking thanks to that. If I’ve got 30 years of bad choices and regret hanging over my nuts and blocking all access to my pleasure nerves, I’m not getting a stupid lap dance. Breathing is hard enough as it is when you’re wearing two people on your body at all times, don’t need some little blonde jumping on me too.