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Reader Email - What Is Your Go To Karaoke Song?



Reader Email

Hey guys,

Pretty important to have a go-to karaoke song in your arsenal, otherwise you’ll end up looking like that chick who Mo Cheeks had to help with the National Anthem. Not a good look. Is there a song you generally sing when you’re piss-drunk, barely coherent at the bar? Below is my best guess of what you and the rest of the bloggers would sing:

Big Cat: Summer of ’69 by Bryan Adams
Pres: Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
KFC: Hit Me Baby One More Time by Brittney Spears
Hank: Fuck Da Police by NWA
Smitty: Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey
Blogger formerly known as “Mo”: Wonderwall, Oasis
Feitelberg: Sweet Caroline, Neil Diamond
T-Bone: Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot
Nate: Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind
Trent: some shitty Radiohead song; track name is irrelevant because they all sound the same
Thornton: Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money
Kmarko: Lose Yourself by Eminem
JJ: Enter Sandman by Metallica



Have a more ridiculous list bro. Britney Spears for KFC? Sweet Caroline for Feits? Billie Jean for me? No fucking way. Enough people already think I’m a pedophile after that whole Bradygate debacle without me picking a MJ song. Not to mention the fact veteran Stoolies should already know what my song is because I’ve already said it a thousand times. It’s also the same as my piano bar song.  When I go to the piano bar the first thing I always do is drop a hundo just to prove a point and get my song playing ASAP. Shows you mean business. Makes all the bitchest wet too. Like who is that fucking arrogant cocksucker who just dropped a 100 bucks to get his song played in a piano bar? I need to be get with that SOB. So here it is

Drum roll please…..