Science May Have Discovered Regular Drinkers Of Hard Liquor Are Better Protected From Coronavirus

You may be a little bit scared of the Coronavirus right now. Everywhere you look it's being covered. The confirmed case here. Confirmed case there. I have some good news for you, though....IF you are a "regular drinker of hard liquor:"

Zillion Vodka Seltzers tonight, boys. For medical purposes of course. May be time to stock up on the Popov's of the world:

Maybe some Alexis while we are at it:

Before we leave, I just want it to be known that this is just one disease control agency that has reported this. Always drink responsibly!!!!