I Can't Think Of A Single Reason To Not Go To The Straight White Guy Festival

Love it! Not enough attention for the straight white guy anymore. Black people and gay people have their own TV channels and festivals and months, but the straight white guy goes largely ignored. People don’t think we’re special, we’re just blah wallpaper. Well it’s time to take a stand! Let’s celebrate our lack of diversity by not doing illegal drugs (although we totally could then just get a slap on the wrist from the cops), drinking beer and horribly dancing to Open Stage. Sounds like the best fucking day ever.

h/t @PFTCommenter