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Tinder Is Out, 3nder Is In (Yes, 3nder Is Tinder But Only For Threesomes)

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(Source)Dating app 3nder, pronounced three-nder, gives those looking for a quick hook-up to match in trios and will soon have a feature to set times for when they are free for a quickie. The new search app – which boasts “Threesomes made easy” – has been released in competition to casual sex-finder app Tinder. Experts believe under may even become more popular. On its website, 3nder says it is set up for “all swingers, newbies, curious and experienced” who are all looking for an instant hook up. Just like Tinder, users can search for their potential lovers by distance, preference and all based on looks – with a small bio. But in this unique search app, hungry rompers looking to share two people will soon be able to set times that they are available.

 

 

 

How fucking PISSED is everyone at Tinder headquarters right now? Just got their whole idea stolen only way, way better. Gotta be like the dude who created 7 minute abs when someone else came up with 6 minute abs. Calling everyone in his office and screaming “WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THIS?!” So since I’m a nice guy I’m going to lay out a simple two step business plan for everyone at Tinder…

 

1. people are using it for legit dating now. Like I have a girlfriend who met her boyfriend on Tinder. Fuck that guy. It’s like your friend who’s super nice to his girlfriend and yours is always like “Why can’t you treat me like Jack treats Beth?!” Fuck off dude, you’re making the rest of us look bad. Tinder is for sex, not dates and relationships.

 

2. Set Tiner  up exactly like a porn site. You need to have “Categories.” Asian, Anal, Black, Gangbang, Threesome, Big Tits, Big Ass, the whole shebang.Always clicking “random” can get dangerous and you run into some gross shit that you don’t want to see. Have the categories clearly laid out so I can choose whatever I’m in the mood for.

 

Boom. That’s how you fix Tinder and get the upper hand back on 3nder. Ban anyone looking for love and make the thing exactly like an interactive porn site where you get to pick your flavor. You’re welcome, CEO of Tinder.