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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

Teacher Had Sex With & Gave Drugs to Student: Cops

 

 

ConnecticutStamford, Connecticut, police have arrested a Stamford High School English teacher who is accused of having a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old student and then threatening to fail him when he tried to break off the relationship. The teacher, Danielle Watkins, 32, of Norwalk, is on administrative leave…[T]he student went to the police department and told authorities that he’d had several sexual encounters with his English teacher from September 2013 until June 2014. They took place in her car during school hours, but off school grounds, according to police. The teen also told police Watkins sent naked messages of herself and allowed him to use her car even though she knew he didn’t have a license, police said. In additional to the sexual allegations, Watkins supplied the teen and a friend with marijuana, which they smoked both on and off the school grounds during school hours, according to police. At one point during the nine-month relationship, the teen tried to break off the relationship with Watkins, he told police, and she assaulted him, accused him of being with someone else and threatened to fail him if the sexual encounters stopped… When police tried to pull Watkins over during a traffic stop, she tried to hide her phone under the passenger seat and argued with police when they found marijuana in the vehicle… When police searched the phone, they found more than 2,000 text messages and hundreds of calls between Watkins and the victim, as well as naked messages she sent.

 

 

Alright, Connecticut!  Lord knows I’ve had my differences over the years with Newyorkachusetts and their divided loyalties.  I’ve seen the map where all your southwestern counties are dominated by Giants fans but still have the unmitigated gall to call themselves New Englanders.  I haven’t forgotten how they tried to lure the Patriots away from us 15 years ago with a sweetheart deal but Mr. Kraft turned them down like George Bailey refusing to take the job from Mr. Potter because Bedford Falls needed him.  But it’s hard to hold a grudge against the Nutmeggers when they’re getting involved in the Sex Scandal Teacher game like this.  Danielle Watkins is exactly the kind of transformational figure that can reach across borders, put a stop to old resentments and bring peace to the region.  Because nothing brings a people together like our shared appreciation of crazy, horny, hot, female teachers throwing their lives away to bone teenage boys.  So thank you, Danielle.  And thank you for producing her, CT.

The Grades:
Looks:
Jean-Ralphio’s sister, Mona Lisa Saperstein.  Grade: B
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment:
You know, I hate to get on a soapbox here and go all sanctimonious on everyone’s ass… because Lord knows I like my liquid forms of substance abuse… but what’s with all the pot, Danielle Watkins?  Do you really need all that?  What’s wrong with some good old fashioned wholesome banging a kid in the car, the way God intended?  It just seems to me you don’t need all that weed when you’ve got ass to give them.   Again, not to preach, but I’m all about “Inappropriate and felony sexual assault hugs, not drugs.”  So points lost for that.  But she wins some back for the car sex, 2,000 text and hundreds of nudie pics. Grade: B+
Intangibles:
So this kid gets to drive around without a license in a car filled with Class D substances and his and Miss Watkins DNA and nothing happens to him.  But half the drivers in Massachusetts are wanted in The Speedtrap State for unpaid tickets. Grade: B-
Overall:
B.  I won’t lie, it’ll be hard to keep any New England SST out of all star consideration at the end of the year.  I’ll be keeping an eye on his one.
[Thanks to all who sent this but first out of the gate was Barstool legend, and pride of Connecticut, the lovely and talented Kerry L.] Have information about a hot female teacher having sex with her students? Preferably with pictures? Help make the world safe for Teacher Sex Scandals by Tweeting me @jerrythornton1.