Chrissy Teigen's Tantric Dance Just Legitimately Gave Me A Boner

 

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Fiiiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I don’t know how anyone can dislike Chrissy. I feel the way about her that most chicks feel about Kanye. I can’t. I die. Like that dance was straight up erotica. Sexy shit that I don’t even know about. I’ve been in on Chrissy for a long time but seeing as she just told Cosmo that her and John Legend joined the mile high club from their seats in first class once and now this? She’s a certified freak on top of being awesome. Totally on board.

 

 

PS – I have no idea what tantric means but it sounded right.