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New Derek Jeter Commercial Tests The Theory Of How Deep Can You Suck Your Own Dick

 

Listen I don’t hate Derek Jeter. He played the game the right way, kept his mouth shut, won titles blah, blah blah. But this commercial and his entire retirement tour makes me want to puke.  It’s almost like he’s flushing everything I thought about him down the toilet with this thing.   I mean all Yankee fans like to do is talk about how classy he is.  Well there is nothing classy about sucking your own dick for a year straight.  The classy thing would have been to retire at the end of the season and not announce it a year early so everybody could tell you how great you are.   But he wants these commercials. He wants to be the center of attention.  He wants it all.   So spare me next time you talk about what a classy guy Derek Jeter is.  He’s an egomaniac who needs to see his name in lights just like everybody else.   And frankly I could care less that he’s retiring.    I hate how Yankee fans make it seem like other people care.   We don’t.  He’s your guy not ours.

 

PS – I wonder who is gonna serve up the meatball to Jeter at the All-Star game Dutch Kincaid style?