An Argentinian Player Tore His Anus In The Netherlands Game. Yeah, Like His Butthole. It Ripped.

(Source) — Near the end of regulation in Wednesday’s World Cup semifinal between the Netherlands and Argentina, Arjen Robben seemed like he was about to score the game-winner, when Javier Mascherano came out of nowhere with a brilliant save. And tore his anus in the process. Translated from an article on ESPN Brazil: In the mixed zone, Javier Mascherano spared no words to describe the move: “I do not want to be rude … I tore the anus that play.

Remember that play? Game saving tackle during stoppage time of the World Cup semi’s? Yeah, it ripped Mascherano’s asshole in half. AND HE KEPT PLAYING! So that’s it, I’m putting an end to “soccer player’s are pussies.” Yes, he’s only one man, but this is a big enough injury to erase all that. Dude I can’t take two diarrhea dumps in a day without having two dab instead of wipe the second time. I can’t walk more than a city block in July without having to start waddling in order to avoid chaffing. But this dude kept playing soccer at a World Cup level with a butthole that looked like Amy Brooke’s. That’s amazing. Fuck Kirk Gibson, fuck Ronnie Lott cutting off his pinky, fuck TO’s broken leg and fuck Willis Reed. This is the most amazing thing anyone’s ever done with an injury in the name of sport.