Dude Gets ROCKED By A Foul Ball In Arlington Last Night And Shows Off His Monster Bruise

You know it’s bad when you can hear an entire side of the stadium go “OOOOOOOOOOoooo.” Anyway, lot going on in this video and I fucking love it, so let’s get to it…


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1. Hello, you.




2. I know exactly what this guy is thinking. Can’t cry in front of people, especially not your smoke date. I used to do that shit all the time as a kid. Fall off my bike popping a sweet wheelie and immediately be like Don’t cry John, don’t cry, you can’t. They’ll make fun of you. Just laugh! Yeah that’s it, laugh manically while holding back tears and no one will be the wise! HAHAHHAHA see I’m tough guys, HAHAHA that was so funny!





3. Ok they might catch up to your “no I’m totally fine, thumbs up!” ruse if you start flashing your broken ribs at everyone.





4. Love how she’s handing this old dude her phone to take a pic. Love to hear how that convo went. “Excuse me, WWII veteran? You mind Instaing this for us? Just do a wide shot crop and throw an X-ProII filter on their to really accentuate the bruise. We’re trying to beat my record 26 likes!”