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Chick Accidentally Sending A Nude To Her Dad Goes Exactly How You Think It Would (Well Not Exactly, He Hasn't Killed Himself Yet)

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(Not the pic in question, she hasn’t shared that. A random pic from her IG for context.)

 

 

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So obviously, you never know the real validity of these things. But, for some reason I believe this one so I’m posting it. And since I don’t often believe these things, I’m pretty sure I’m right.

 

 

Anyway, I used to get so confused by how people could fuck something like this up. That was dumb of me. Now I’m shocked I’ve never done it. When you’re in the heat of some sexting, shit happens. Conversations fly. You got incoming texts from friends as well as dirty stuff coming at you and shit starts to blur. You can’t review a sext, then it seems unnatural and awkward. You just gotta grip in and rip it. Shoot first, ask questions later. Sometimes that means you send a real weird text to the group chat with your buddies, other times you send a pussy shot to your dad. If that makes you a THOT then so be it. Own that shit. It’s kind of like when you try to dirty talk during sex then realize what you just said was dumb but you’ve just gotta power through it and pretend it didn’t happen. Playas fuck up.

 

 

PS – If you didn’t know, THOT means “that hoe over there” and I’ve been trying to work it into my vocabulary for months. Still hasn’t struck the right chord.