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Oscar Pistorious Re-Enacting His Shooting Is Weird As Shit

 

 

 

So I guess this video was made in order to show the court how vulnerable and handicapped Pistorious was that night he murdered his girlfriend? Well mission failed! Honestly I’m not even sure why Pistorious is allowed to wear those leg blades at all. That dude isn’t disabled, he’s just fucking short. I have friend his height. Sure maybe the legs are a little wonky but I always just assumed that he had nothing below the knee. Totally wrong. So Oscar can’t ride a roller coaster and he’s got tiny feet so people make a lot of “You know what they say about guys with small feet…” jokes. That’s no excuse for murder. Guilty!